Barre None

“Plié down! Up! Down! Up! Two more! Down! Pulse!”

PULSE?

Ow! Ow, ow, ow…

Quick glance at Zoe. I knew it. She’s enjoying this!

“Relevé!”

What? Pay attention, Amy!

“Lift! Lift!”

Lift what? Oh! MY HEELS?

“Pulse! One, two…”

NO MORE PULSING!

“Side! Bend! Flex! Point”

Ouch! I just kicked that lady! 

“Sorry! Wrong side!”

She does NOT look forgiving!

“Other side!”

I just kicked the other lady! Dammit! I CAN'T THINK! My thighs are on fire!

Curtsey? Did the instructor just say “curtsey”?

It’s a…lunge? Now? You’ve got to be kidding.

I’m going to kill Zoe.