Bootcamp Yoga

This is yoga? What happened to loving kindness and ommm?

Okay, sweats – bad choice. I’m sweaty, not to mention bulky. And…ooomph! I’m going to suffocate doing downward facing dog because my stupid sweatshirt billows into my face every single time!
I’m the only person wearing sweats! Even those older ladies just in front of me are wearing leggings and fitted tops! And they’re so much more flexible than I’ve ever been. Ever.

Focus, Amy!

Ooomph! There goes the shirt again! I can’t breathe! Worse, it keeps slipping up over my, um… Can I be kind to myself and honest at the same time? I’ve promised to be both. Sooo…the shirt keeps sliding up over… my rolls…of fat? Apparently, kindness and honesty don’t always go together.

I’ve got to get some new workout clothes.

Aren’t we going to lie down at some point?
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Seriously, when did yoga class turn into bootcamp?