How Not to Run in Cold Weather

“Amy, are you in there?”


“Simon?”

Thomas?

Why are they together?

Thomas smiles. “Hi, Amy.”

It’s okay, Amy. It’s cold. Freezing. So what if your sweats are finally a bit big on you and you’re walk-running in a puffer coat, gloves and scarf?  

Beanie with pompom is just a bonus.

Would they believe me if I said I’m not Amy?

“Um, hi, y’all. Out for…a run?”

“Yeah. You?” Simon is grinning. Evil man!

What to say…

Suddenly, they both look beyond me. What are they…

I turn just as my beautiful, angry neighbor runs by.

Short shorts.

​How are her legs so tanned?