November 4

Done! I did it! It seems too good to be true.

I have a house! My very own house!

Single female in the burbs! That’s me!

Whoop!

No more city traffic. No more gigantic, impersonal apartment complex. No more creepy parking lots or lugging groceries up flights of stairs.

Now, Amy. Let’s keep things in perspective. You’ve promised to be honest with yourself from now on.

And kind.